Don't Run With A Plasma Sword is an entertaining runner game in which you wield a plasma sword and well, run. Despite the warning in the title, this game will have you doing all sorts of things you shouldn't do, but seriously that holds true for all things fun. Am I right?!?
So do you know what's more fun than running with a plasma sword and killing aliens? No, not doing it in your underwear. Seriously, what is wrong with you? It's more fun when you are doing it all for free. And you have the opportunity to download this fun, side-splitting game (this is literally true if you forget to retract your plasma blade before hanging it on your belt, trust me lesson learned) for free until the developers figure out that they've accidentally marked this game as free on the App Store.
What are you waiting for? Go download
[Don't Run With A Plasma Sword] now!
By downloading this game you will actually be helping others get this game for free AND you will help to get more content added to the game. At 100k downloads, the game will remain FREE for a minimal period of 1 month. At 150k downloads, an additional game mode will be developed, on the top of the already planned schedule of updates. At 200k downloads, yet another game mode will be added. So c'mon, actually do something for society. Go download this game. When is the last time you actually helped someone by taking something that was free? Okay, yes, taking the free condoms and failing to reproduce does count.